Oh, the iPod.

In it's small, sleek black or white casing, and the nano in multiple colors to match your personal style, the thing is basically an accessory that brands you as musically "hep." Sure sure, it might be attached to your arm via an armband. Heck, you might even have it strapped around your waist.

But an iPod that is part of some other accessory? These handbags allow you to insert your iPod, and listen, because they have speakers built (sewn?) right in.

I hope they never make iPod Shuffles into earrings.