Lemme tell you, it is hard to be international lingerie model Caprice. First of all, no one ever uses your surname (it's Bourret, by the way). Secondly, your first name inherently pegs you as irresponsible -- a fact that seems to have caught up with you, especially now that you have lost an expensive borrowed belt made of diamonds and tanzanite.

Rapper 50 Cents borrowed the belt and he had no trouble returning it. And yet, the very night that Caprice gets her hands on the jewels, worth R10 million (that's rands for those of you not living in South Africa), she manages to lose it.

While you have our sympathies, Caprice, we have to wonder if this would have happened if your name had been something sensible, like "Prudence" or "Temperance."