To the man in the hat: You remembered your top, your hat, your shoes, your socks, and you even seem to have remembered your tie. Great work on all of that, chap! We here at Styledash respect a man who can pull off a bowler.

But getting to the point of this letter, my friend....you seem to have forgotten the most important element of your outfit.

I'll just say it, bub -- forgetting your pants is a Style Foul. I know it. Those city workers behind you know it. And deep down, you know you know it too.

So next time you're thinking about leaving your trousers at home, resist that urge.

It's a no-no, and girls like me are totally going to call you on it.