In a desperate attempt to get her off the hook for a drunk driving charge, Caprice Bourret's lawyer claimed that she was not driving under the influence, but was merely driving with very bad breath. Nick Freeman, Caprice's attorney, suggested that the combination of a glass of wine and the prescription drug Cipro explained the model's blood alcohol level, which was one and a half times higher than the legal limit.

Is that a plausible explanation? My gut says 'no', but we'll know definitively on Friday when District Judge Emma Arbuthnot delivers her verdict. Either way, the epic life of lingerie model Caprice Bourret will march on undaunted.