Oh baby. They make you look long and lean and ohsosexy, but at the end of the day, there is nothing you want to do more than hurl those nasty stilettos against the wall. Don't do it. Those heels will do more damage than a full set of ginsu knives.

Instead, take your fork and knife to a pair of stilettos on a plate. These dinner plates, designed by Luke Morgan for Her House (UK), are printed in high gloss on fine bone china. Three 6" heeled styles are pumps, sandals, and peep-toes. The plates come in two sizes, 12" and 10", and are available from the Her House website. Don't worry, gents, they've got plates with black or white wing tips, too.

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