You know.

You know you should end up with the smart, sweet, sensitive one. We all know that. But until you're actually ready to settle down, you want to rock hard with the bad boy, right?

Be & D makes a lovely handbag with ruffles and a simple handle that is perfect for a lady, but though I smiled sweetly and nodded politely at it, I moved right along and fell absolutely head over heels in lust with its sibling, the hard-rocking leather satchel with all kinds of naughty hardware: studs, rings, and buckles. Oh, and black is always bad, but silvery gray is sexy.

If I had a spare $1,280, I'd definitely buy it, but for now, I should put that money toward my rent.