In lieu of a new blend of coffee or another Starbucks item on the market to inform y'all about, I've stumbled upon a way to keep you completely caffeinated (and smelling good to boot).

It's ThinkGeek's Shower Shock caffeinated soap. Yes, that's right -- soap. With caffeine! This sounds like the perfect item for those of us that are just a little too lazy to get that coffee maker going. The scent of the soap is peppermint, and it's "infused with caffeine anhydrous." I don't know exactly what anhydrous is, but it certainly sounds like it'll prove to be effective.

I haven't tried this stuff yet, so you'll have to let me know if it's successful. And it better well be for $6.99 a bar!

So, thanks, nerds, for loving caffeine. If the soap isn't enough, check out their Bawls Mints -- high caffeine candy.