"The Hoff" will have his own clothing line

Posted Oct 10th 2006 at 5:03PM by Sarah J. Gim (Subscribe to Sarah J. Gim's posts)

Filed under: Fashion, Best of the Season

Don't Hassel the Hoff.

At least not while he's poring over sketches for his new line of clothing! Um, right.

Mr. Baywatch, David Hasselhoff, believes he "is as popular as Elvis" because so many of his fans support him those "Don't Hassel the Hoff!" shirts. I guess that naturally leads to his belief that he could successfully launch an entire line of clothing. His clothing, to be labelled "Malibu Dave," will be surf-related, but don't take our words for it. The man himself says: "It's just going to be supercool, laid back surfing gear. Everywhere I go, there are all these guys, like 400 guys, wearing the 'Don't Hassel The 'Hoff' shirt. "There are guys who turn up dressed like me. It's a bit weird. I'm like Elvis, only alive. "Although just between you and me, Elvis is alive. He's living at my home."

Tags: baywatch, david hasselhoff, don't hassel the hoff, hasselhoff, malibu dave, surf gear, surfing

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

sammi 10-12-2006 @ 6:38AM

OMG. how stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anything for a buck

gary 10-12-2006 @ 6:42AM

Oh brother,
I would not buy anything from this bozo!Even if he gave away his clothing.This dude thinks he's Elvis.Come on Americe,wake up.

TERRY 10-12-2006 @ 6:42AM

WHAT A DORKY LOSER

bILL 10-12-2006 @ 7:06AM

Well I see he is back on the bottle. No one and I mean no one would remotely consider this IDIOT to be ELVIS. Dude get some help

Steve 10-12-2006 @ 7:29AM

David, you've got to be kidding. 400 'beachbums' wear your shirt (out of a possible 200 million plus) and you think you've got a future in clothing? LOL.....Apparently your "drying out" period wasn't long enough. Sad. I saw you on "America Has Talent" and pal, admit it, you're a HAS BEEN. It's embarassing watching a guy your age trying to be so 'cool'. C'mon David......repeat after me.......I don't need the money this bad......I don't need the money this bad.......(and then wake up).

Gina 10-12-2006 @ 7:28AM

oh come on guys -- now DON'T HASSEL THE HOFF!!!

lol....ok, remember when he was on Baywatch, and they had all these hot young buff guys on, and here's come Hasselhoff sucking in his stomach on camera during EVERY shot? hahaha
IT WAS TIME TO GET ON JENNY CRAIG or get lipo or a face lift or something.... hahaha

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bill 10-12-2006 @ 7:50AM

come everyone the guy is broke he is trying to make a few bucks to buy a new porsche

Jo Sousa 10-12-2006 @ 8:27AM

David, You are still a "Hot Dude." Love you on "America Has Talent " Thought your song was better than any of Elvis. Looking forward to seeing you again soon.

nancy schiltz 10-12-2006 @ 8:29AM

David, I feel sorry for you. In my opinion the guy has illusions of grandure. In my opinion he is ready for a mental breakdown. He needs help, however he has to be willing to admitt it and accept it. I would imagine anyone behaving as he does is making a fool of himself. People our age have to accept the fact that the part of our life related to youth is over. We have to enjoy the sunset of our lives, and watch others ride the waves of life. Enjoy the glass and white wash. Life is beautiful if you accept and appreciate where your at. If you need help, I will help. God Bless

RC 10-12-2006 @ 8:33AM

Dear Media,

Please stop showing this haggard-looking has-been any media attention, and just let that raisin continue to wrinkle in the sun. He's pathetic!

Thank you,
The American Public

kelly 10-12-2006 @ 8:40AM

this dude is so lame. imagine having him as a Father!! OMG. hes going through mid life crisis!! Or male menopause!! hes trying to recapture his youth!! He still thinks hes atractive! OMGGGGGGGG, someone TELL this man to look in the MIRROR!! Then maybe he will just GO AWAY!! NO one wants tolook at an old has been!

chris holland 10-12-2006 @ 8:58AM

go live in germany,thats where your king hoff.

ernie devlin 10-12-2006 @ 9:39AM

My wife Liz is in love with David Hasselhoff. I can't stand it. She wears a night shirt with his face on it, drinks from Baywatch glasses and I'm sure she's rubbed more than a few off to old episodes of Night Rider. She calls it "getting Hoff". What can I do??
signed,
Hoff the deep end

Lin 10-12-2006 @ 9:45AM

ELVIS?!?!?!? HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
clothes will be sold in walmart with the Olsen twins? Over priced GARBAGE.

Christina 10-12-2006 @ 9:44AM

David,
You need to lay off the "I think I'm still hot and sexy pills" trust me, you're addicted, and you're NOT!!! The one thing that makes you so damned disgusting is your narcissistic personality disorder. It is one thing to love yourself but you take that way past the limit!! Get over yourself man!!

mitchell 10-12-2006 @ 10:03AM

Why are you people hating on David? If he has something to sell, let him sell it. No matter what it is, there people to buy. You don't have to be one of them. And as for the man with the wife you loves David, play the same game. I am sure there is a sexy woman on the tube you can be lusting over. See how your wife will like that!!!!!!!!!!!

Prnzez 10-12-2006 @ 10:00AM

Dave, Dave, Dave,
You couldn't carry Elvis' pill case. You don't even
come close to Elvis.
I'm guessing your favorite part of DisneyWorld is Fantasyland.

LILMISSHELLCAT 10-12-2006 @ 10:06AM

hey Hoff the deep end

when you wife goes to work take all that junk and burn it.

Elaine 10-12-2006 @ 10:41AM

David, you are okay, but when someone becomes a certain age even in hollywood, it is time to act your age. You are a handsome older man, but sexy, NOT!

Daniel 10-12-2006 @ 10:44AM

Come on guys, lets be nice...when you run in slow motion on the beach for 10 yrs and think your car is your buddy and talk to him for 5 yrs, there are clearly issues and if a malibu dave shirt is gonna make him get better, so be it! I'll be looking for it at the kmart racks!

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