Oh, poor Petra Nemcova! First, she lost her photographer boyfriend in the tsunami and now, singer James Blunt has broken her heart. (So, I'm not really that sympathetic to the misfortunes of models, but you do have to admit, the Czech supermodel seems to have extraordinarily bad luck.) According to gossip reports, Blunt infuriated Nemcova by cheating on her with a handful of ladies in Ibiza over the summer. Much to Petra's dismay, one of the gals was Australian television host Tania Zaetta. Who that is, I dunno, but I gather she is famous.

What confuses me so much about this scenario is really James Blunt. By singing one high-pitched woebegone song about a beautiful woman he has been able to parlay himself into a regular international Lothario.

What's up with that?