If you aren't familiar with SocialiteRank.com, it's a blog that ranks New York socialites based on fairly subjective criteria like fashion decisions, appearances, buzz, boyfriends and hair color.

According to a post on Radar Online, a certain anonymous socialite on the bottom of the ladder of the society-obsessed blog, SocialiteRank.com, has now hired a Private Investigator to find out who is behind the catty website.

The socialite behind the investigation wants to remain anonymous, but she did say that in finding who is behind the website, she hoped she could pressure him or her to play fair with the rankings. Read: she doesn't like hers and wishes she had Tinsley Mortimer's! She is probably also going through publicists like the rest of us go through pairs of socks.

Now I don't mean to be dismissive of something that is obviously upsetting to someone else, but COME ON!?! A little bit of superficiality can be good, but taking superficiality seriously enough to hire a P.I. to figure out who is the brains behind a poorly-written blog sounds paranoid and pathetic.