We know that you can make a killing in designer baby wear. Aside from the additional little hoop you have to jump through for stricter standards on fabrics (like, they should pretty much extinguish a fire), you can make teeny tiny clothes and charge an arm and a leg.

Strangely, Cynthia Rowley wants to get into designer baby duds, but not clothing. Not shoes. Not even all the little "doo dads" (I do not have a child so I have no idea what they are called) that Mommies need to take care of babies, like pacifier straps. Cynthia Rowley wants to make designer disposable diapers that are made to look like little designer jeans and lace underwear.

Um, okay. Like expensive designer clothes weren't already a waste; now we can put gobs of money into something we poop on and throw away.