Karl Lagerfeld and I have something in common: we both can't get enough of him.

Megalomaniacal and weird, Karl has stretched his wings to create a global empire that includes several ready-to-wear fashion lines (Fendi, Chanel and Karl Lagerfeld), a dj-ing career and his own diet plan. Not one to rest on his past laurels, Karl just announced that he would soon be creating a new line of denim for men and women.

Here's my fake interview with enigmatic designer:

Me: So what's the name of the new line, Karl?
Karl: K Karl Lagerfeld.
Me: Why would you picking something so simple? Haven't you been whining about a "lack of moxie" and "verve"?
Karl: I'm tired of complicated names.
Me: Boffo