Yesterday I visited the American Apparel store in Richmond, Virginia to see what was new in the world of labor-friendly apparel. After trying on a few basic cotton tops, my eyes drifted toward the bathing suit section of the shop, which was covered, floor to ceiling, with lamé swimsuits, hot pants and leggings.

Just for kicks, I tried on one of each shiny garment. My conclusion was somewhat surprising: gold lamé leggings can look mighty fierce. I faced a dilemma: do I buy the lamé leggings or do I not buy the lamé leggings?

After taking a few moments of reflection on what my legs looked like dipped in gold fabric (very nice!), I decided that I would have to resist the urge to open my wallet for something so impractical.

We all know what is true in this situation: no self-respecting woman over the age of 20 should wear gold lamé leggings.

But gold lamé headbands? Now that's a different story entirely!