Let's get one thing straight: false eyelashes are awesome. Awesome at least in the sense that there are not for everyday non-ironic usage, but in that campy I-am-so-Carol-Channing-tonight kind of way.

If you'd like to give the fake ones a shot, e.l.f. cosmetics sells a set of falsies for a $1. With detailed instructions on the packaging and an easy-to-use gel adhesive, these lashes are basically fool proof. But should you find yourself with fake fringe stuck to your fingers instead of your lids, you should take comfort in the knowledge that you only spent a buck on them.