Just when you thought that Uggs were the worst cold weather shoes, we introduced you to Valenkis Rus boots. And just when you thought that nothing could top a pair of woolly clodhoppers from Russia, we're proud to present to you the Rubber Duck Snowjoggers.

By now, you are probably confused by the title of this post. I was actually referring to your inner Napoleon Dynamite, not your inner Napoleon Bonaparte. (Your inner N. Bonaparte would want shoes fitted with lifts and steel toes, not waterproof fabric and rubber soles!)

These colorful snowjoggers hail from Scandinavia, where men and women spend the long winter months trudging through icy, wet streets on cold dark days. And unlike other winter boots, which offer little in the way of traction and sole flexibility, the snowjoggers feel just like your go-fasters, only warmer.