Being called out on carrying a "manpurse" sucks. You're stuck in the uncomfortable position of either A) defending your manliness (which only makes you look worse), or B) standing up for the fact that it's ok for men everywhere to carry around functional yet stylish bags that contain their essential day-to-day items (which also only makes you look worse).

What's a dude to do?

Unless you want to stop carrying a purse altogether, which would make life a real pain, you might opt for something charged with a little testosterone. A bag that's so masculine, you look tougher just because you're carrying it.

Thanks to InventorSpot, all your best options have been collected in one, easy-to-use Top 10 list. In addition to the Decapitated Head bag pictured at right, there's also a purses shaped like footballs, keyboards -- even life-sized dogs.

So next time someone asks with a smirk, "Hey, are you carrying a manpurse?" You can respond: "Yes, because I am AWESOME."

[via Neatorama]