Utilitarian home decor: the pee funnel
by Jonathon Morgan (Subscribe to Jonathon Morgan's posts), Posted Jun 18th 2007 at 5:24PMThis is a post
Some products are great because they make wherever you live feel like home -- they're an expression of your taste and personality. Other products are more functional. Take this Gold Man pee funnel, for instance. Now guys, I know we're all perfectly capable of aiming without one of these new-fangled toilet appendages, but if there's a special someone in your life that complains about ... spillage ... then this might be worth a look.
According to the manufacturer, "Gold Man is a toilet accessory that enables a regular toilet seat to be adapted to become a urinal for men avoiding the unhygenic practice of urinal spillage during toilet usage." Plus, it "May be lifted in place as and when needed," so you can hide your pee funnel when your friends come over, and avoid feeling completely emasculated.
Now, if they could only make a Gold Man that wasn't a complete and total eye sore, they might have a product worth buying.
[via Neatorama]














Rob 6-18-2007 @ 7:36PM
Um,.. it's "eye sore", not "eye soar"
And,.. there ain't no way I'd use this. If my aim was really that bad, I'd make myself a 'waterproof' bathroom that I could just hose down to clean - perhaps with a partial bleach solution.
(or I could just go in the shower like I do already. I know,.. TMI - but let's face it, everyone does it)
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Kevin 6-18-2007 @ 8:08PM
Close, but no cigar, Rob. "Eyesore" is one word, not two.
The FAQ on its Web site recommend cleaning it after every use. I guess that's somewhat less messy than cleaning up a spray, but...if you're having that much difficulty, why not just sit down?
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scott kirkwood 6-18-2007 @ 10:46PM
yeah. this is a terrible idea.
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