My hump, my hump, Katie's lovely baby bump

Posted Jun 20th 2007 at 5:40PM by Lauren Messiah (Subscribe to Lauren Messiah's posts)

It's baaaack. The return of Katie Holmes' mysterious "baby bump." I can hear a snazzy DJ remix of the Poltergeist song and circus music playing in my head. Perhaps everyone has forgotten how fun it is to see Katie's alien baby shrink and grow inside her stomach from day to day. I haven't.

I just knew that Tom and Katie couldn't sneak out of the public eye that easy. After a round of couch jumping, the birth of an alien baby, Scientology and staged romance, you can't just go away. Lucky for us they have run out of tricks and are just reverting back to their old ones. Hey, it's the closest thing we are going to get to a time machine.

Since this is a fashion blog, let's quickly review Katie's fashion sense (I would hate to have wasted all of your time with my crazy alien baby speculations). Short kicky bob is very "I want to be just like my BFF Victoria Beckham," but it works for her face.

From the neck down it's pretty much all downhill. The dress looks like she borrowed it from her mother's maternity wardrobe from back in the day, the bag is a serious no-no ... straw is for picnics honey. And the shoes, with her "pregnancy" bloat it looks like she is baking bread in those bad boys. I call this one a style foul!

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)

Kat 6-20-2007 @ 10:22PM

She's pregnant again? I wonder if they actually had sex this time, or did he impregnate her with the turkey baster again. Come on....you know he's gay, I know he's gay, EVERYONE knows he's gay.

Confuzzled 6-21-2007 @ 12:44AM

Am I wrong or is the reason that Tom and Nicole divorced supposedly because Nicole was pregnant and miscarried and Tom said that he was sterile. Wasn't that why they adopted? If they really wanted a baby, couldn't Tom & Nicole also have done the invitro thing? I read also that Nicole refused to buy into his Scientology fantasies. Now Katie having another baby by a "sterile" man? I am truly confuzzled!! If Katie is indeed pregnant though, I do wish her a safe and easy pregnancy and delivery of another beautiful and healthy child. Suri is such a beautiful little blessing!

NevRsetL4less 6-21-2007 @ 12:43AM

That definitely is a baby bump, and as for that "pregnancy bloat" Got let me have her legs...lol I love the shoes. Do y'all really think she'd get pregnant again with Tom if she wasn't happy with him. Leave them alone. Yes Tom is nutty, but he's her nut.

jana 6-21-2007 @ 8:59AM

god i hate the term "baby bump" it absolutely infuriates me.

Big 6-21-2007 @ 3:23AM

#4..."baby bump" really infuriates ya? What happens when someone says, "big woman?"

You're probably right though, we should go with, "distended abdominal region." There, all better?

Koko269 6-21-2007 @ 8:58AM

I don't think the straw purse is all that bad. Love the shoes though.

Diane Loya 6-21-2007 @ 4:47PM

The shoes are divinely sexy! Is that true about Tom being sterile? What a hoot!

Ericka 6-23-2007 @ 4:02PM

I think baby Suri is a doll baby, and wish them luck with baby number 2. I do think having a baby so close to baby number 1 is a bad idea. It does a number on your body. Been there, done that.

STARR 6-24-2007 @ 7:30AM

This is for Lauren Messiah....your parents did not teach you right, or maybe they did and you rebelled...because every sentence in your e-mail is "foul".

Linden Montz 6-24-2007 @ 7:29AM

Lauren, I have a 12 year old that deals with jealousy better than you! How sad that you can find nothing but bitter things to say about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. If you don't like what's showing turn to another channel! Tom didn't choose you, move on!

Carla 6-24-2007 @ 11:58AM

WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deanne 6-24-2007 @ 11:57AM

I don't really think they were knocking the shoes...I think they were talking about how bloated she looked in the shoes! And as for wether he can reproduce or not.....WHO REALLY CARES....let's just let them be...

Gail 6-24-2007 @ 11:57AM

I am so SICK of everybody dissing Tom & Katie! They are happy with each other & their family unit, which is nice change from all the hubbies shooting their wives to get away from them. As for the Nicole miscarriage & his immediate divorce filing: she got pregnant at the time she was filming w/Jude Law & had an oh-so-close "friendship" with him. THAT made me wonder if that's why Tom filed. If she was that sick of the Scientology thing why did she stay for 10 YEARS? In this time of people shooting first & thinking later & all the sadness overseas, its so NICE to see 2 people who actually love each other & read about their happiness. And no, I don't think Suri is an alien baby. Look at her eyes, she looks just like Tom.

Katie Couric's Nemesis 6-24-2007 @ 11:57AM

This is the big news of the day? Katie Holmes has a baby bump and Paris Hilton gets out of jail on Tuesday?
Is this really how vapid Americans have become?

Alma 6-24-2007 @ 11:57AM

if you look at this photo, it appears that Tom is taller than this woman who is wearing spike heels..I believe in real life Kate is taller than Tom when she is barefoot..maybe this isn't Kat.

Susie 6-24-2007 @ 11:57AM

Did anyone see the picture of Katie and Suri in France? She was in a bathing suit and looked gorgeous and skinny. No baby bump. Poor girl can't even wear a non form fitting dress without everyone thinking she is pregnant!

Elaine B. 6-24-2007 @ 11:56AM

Ok, look at that picture... she's got on 4-inch heels, and he's taller than her? Maybe he's got on 8-inch heels and we just can't see them in the picture? Not only does her "bump" appear and disappear, her height goes up & down too! Hmmmm.

Ronman 6-24-2007 @ 11:56AM

Ugh! Katie used to be my celebrity crush. Tall, sleek and beautiful. Since she hooked up with the Cruise, she is dead to me now. Another pregnancy??? She cut off her beautiful hair??? Oh God! To me this all more tragic than the Britney and Paris debacle. Oh well, there will always be Dawsons Creek reruns.

Gaila Michelle 6-24-2007 @ 11:56AM

Well Tom did say; he was sterile. when they held out the public from seeing the baby; it did make me wonder. I don't sgree with this scientology stuff, and with times so tuff in this world; it seemed to me that Tom was acting like the chosen one. Our Lord is the chosen one. Is Suri Tom's, or some fertilized child of a scientology founder. They were not togther long enough to be in love, just lust from a young girl toward an older man that can seem to tie her around his finger.After being married for 10 years to a woman; that he adopted 2 children with, what kind of religion would want you to divorce?Where did Suri get those blue eyes? I feel sorry for the 2 adopted children, because when it all comes down to it; they will be left behind. It freaks me out the way he acts, and the mind control he seems to have over people especially Katie. I truly believe her parents have reason for concern. God be with this world, because I believe so many evil forces are trying to take over, and tom seems to be trying.

MH 6-24-2007 @ 11:56AM

Come onnnnnn! Did no one see the pictures of Katie in a bathing suit within the past week? Definitely no baby bump! People are running amok with the whole 'Katie Baby Bump' thing. Get over it!

And no...Tom never said he was sterile. When he and Nicole adopted, he was asked if either or both had fertility problems. He said "No." He referred to how many children there already were in the world who don't have children.

And clearly, Suri is Tom and Katie's child. She looks like both of them. A picture posted on a website in the past week shows Suri in profile and she looks like Katie Holmes' mini-me.

Good grief. It's amazing how people will take one picture and one shapeless dress and come to the conclusion that there's a baby bump and ignore the tons of pictures taken during the same time period that clearly indicate that it's not true.