While you could argue that Pamela Anderson is still a successful model and/or the object of men's desire, let's be real: these days she's not exactly turning heads. So what's an on-the-outs, former Playmate, C-list celebrity supposed to do to stay in the limelight?

If Pam's blog is any indication, her next step on the path to eternal infamy might be to open a chain of strip clubs.

She writes: "I'm going to look into opening a chain of strips club and ill call them LAPLAND!!!" [sic]

While, normally, I wouldn't have much faith in a Pamela Anderson-led entrepreneurial endeavor, I have a feeling that, in this case, she just might know what she's talking about.