OK, dude. So you've been a little lonely lately. You have had a girlfriend in months, and the pain from sleeping alone -- the agony of life without the warmth of a loving embrace -- is finally getting to you. You never would've admitted this before, but you're starting to miss "cuddle time."

I understand. But dude, tempting as it may be, resist the urge to purchase the Girlfriend Pillow. On the off chance you manage to get a date, as soon as you bring her back to your place and she notices your pseudo sex toy masquerading as a couch pillow, she will dump you before you can say "all we have to do is hold each other and talk -- I swear!"

The pillow isn't even that cute. And besides, it doesn't look like there's all that much to rest your head on. If you know what i mean.

[via Gizmodo]