At first you might think it makes sense -- of course people would want to buy Paris Hilton's used stuff. Tacky and mind-numbingly stupid though she may be, the woman can dress. But we're not talking about shirts, shoes, or fancy hats -- we're talking about trash.

Actual garbage.

In a recent eBay auction, the seller HollywoodStarTrash.com sold an empty can of gourmet dog food (presumably fed to that ratty pooch Hilton carts around like a fashion accessory), a used toothbrush, and two envelopes sent to the famous-for-nothing media icon while she was "finding herself" in the slammer. The food can went for $305, as did the toothbrush, while the envelopes sold for a whopping $510.

Even her used Coke cans are worth $51.

What I find most surprising is that people buy this stuff without having any way of knowing it belonged to Paris in the first place. I could tell you this can of Sprite I'm holding right now was once touched by Paris Hilton, and someone would pay me $50 for it. How could anyone possibly be so gullible Any takers?