Jessica Simpson looks like a carrot

Posted Jul 7th 2007 at 12:16PM by Lauren Messiah (Subscribe to Lauren Messiah's posts)

Jessica Simpson has used her magical powers of bad tanning and poor fashion choices to disguise herself as a carrot (if she had on a green hat I would be completely stumped). She has made this mistake before so I am not surprised that she has done it again, although I hoped she would have learned from her mistakes.

Fake tans are great and all -- they sure beat the side effects of harmful UV rays (wrinkles and even worse, skin cancer) but please don't dress in head-to-toe orange to show off how fake you really are. Even if Jessica wasn't the color of a carrot she still shouldn't be wearing orange. Orange is a very hard color to pull off and it's not even in style this season.

Luckily, this dress (Nui tube dress) comes in colors other than icky orange: ballerina pink, black, chocolate brown, heather gray, mustard yellow, navy blue, red, taupe, and white. Yeah, I am out of breath too-- that's a lot of colors. This dress is one of those one size deals but claims to fit sizes 0-14. Ladies please rock the OSFA (one size fits all) with caution. Just because you can get it on doesn't mean it fits.

Other celebs who love this dress include: Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie and Salma Hayek. These dresses are made to order so they will take at least one week to ship.

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Happy Girl 7-07-2007 @ 1:58PM

I thought Jessica looked quite sweet in her orange dress. I completely disagree with your opinion.

Michelle 7-07-2007 @ 5:12PM

I don't think Lauren is critiquing the fit of Jessica Simpson's orange dress, rather, the fact that her skin, hair and dress palette all seem to be a shade of orange!!!

With the hideous day-glo orange tan, overly blond extensions and carrot dress, Jessica Simpson really has committed a style foul! A chocolate brown dress would probably have been a better contrast for her skin and hair.

DeanJ 7-08-2007 @ 1:50PM

I think she looks quite nice.

Jessica Beard 7-12-2007 @ 10:29PM

How can you talk about her fake tan when you said Mandy Moore could use one?? You are ridiculous.

Lila 7-12-2007 @ 10:45PM

Excuse me, but Space Cadet Alert. Great, it is you again. Wow, you are a hypocrite, not to mention a lowlife scumbag. You said that Mandy Moore needed a tan, yet trash Jessica. I don't think she looks bad at all. So maybe look in the mirror for once, or at least try to before it breaks. burnnnn

Adrienne 7-12-2007 @ 11:25PM

Thank god I'm not the only one who saw the irony of this yet again stupid article... It seems you get bashed for having lack of tan or an abundance... Does anything make you happy you half-witted twit? Or were you not hugged enough as a child?

lyndi 7-12-2007 @ 11:36PM

Who cares if it's not in style this season? If you like orange, wear it. I don't see anything wrong with her (by the quality of this picture anyway).

lwittberg@aol.com 7-14-2007 @ 9:47PM

I think she looks Fine----fine----fine ! Lois

lwittberg@aol.com 7-14-2007 @ 10:21PM

i think shje looks fine----fine----fine ! Lois

lwittberg@aol.com 7-14-2007 @ 9:48PM

I think she looks fine----fine----fine ! Lois

notsosane 7-14-2007 @ 10:16PM

"styles of the season" are for fashion lemmings such as yourself. as for the rest of us, we'll wear whatever we want and not give a damn about what you think. that's right, even if it happens to be bloody frickin' orange.