Don't ever say I never did anything nice for you all. For the ladies, you can stare and drool a David Beckham, and fellas you may feast your eyes on fem-bot Victoria.

It's about time W magazine hit us up with a nice celebrity laden fashion photo spread. The last good one they had was last summer with the extra delicious Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie gracing the cover. Of course I do remember Brad and Angie wearing clothes in their fashion magazine spread, which in hindsight wasn't ideal ... Victoria is pictured in an alien-like sultry piece of lingerie and a heavily tattooed David is in tighty whities (and guys, he is the only man who can pull off that sort of thing).

This W spread is all part of a "welcome to America" package we like to offer very beautiful people. Package includes flashbulbs going off like crazy every step they take, putting on a ridiculous Spice Girls reunion tour for Posh, and hoards of free clothes from the hottest L.A. boutiques (friendship with TomKat not included...that was their own mistake).

Get a sneak peak of the photos here>