Don't get busted in bad jeans

Posted Jul 16th 2007 at 2:19PM by Lauren Messiah (Subscribe to Lauren Messiah's posts)

Ouch, this is bad. Like really bad. Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like a beautiful bombshell from the neck up, but from the neck down she looks the standard Mom next door who is about to plop down in her garden to pull weeds. I won't take "relaxing" or "being casual" as an excuse for this pitiful outfit because she has on a full face of make-up, so clearly she thinks she looks fine.

The reason J-Love looks so bad is simple. It's her jeans -- her generic, shapeless, unflattering, horrific jeans. These jeans aren't doing her any favors, (well they are keeping her from walking around nude, which is a favor to me) they make her legs like two blue rectangles in motion.

You see, J-Love's body is the classic pear shape. Pear shapes usually have a curvy bottom half with full hips and thighs, narrow shoulders, and a graceful and slender neck. With so many good qualities up top, why on earth would you want to draw attention to the bottom half? Jenny needs to face the music and buy some flattering clothing. J-Love if you are reading, here is what you need to do:

For starters you need jeans with a flare, they will even you out to prevent your thighs from looking so ... you know. Another something to look into is whiskering (those pale little white lines strategically placed on jeans). Whiskering is truly a miracle, usually placed around the pelvic and thigh area, it shaves off a good 5 pounds when done properly.

And while we're on the topic, that turtleneck isn't doing you any favors either. If you see paragraph three you will know that your neck is one of the good features and I see you have a killer rack too ... so make that neckline plunge and show us what you've got.

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Tags: jennifer love hewitt, JenniferLoveHewitt, mom jeans, MomJeans, pear shaped body type, PearShapedBodyType, unflattering jeans, UnflatteringJeans

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 9)

nicky 12-31-2008 @ 11:00AM

i dont know what the big deal is about that looks bad on her and all thos trashy things that dont even make sence i mean go on with your life and let the others go on as well so heres a shout out
GROW UP

BigCupOStfu 7-17-2007 @ 1:15AM

LOL, damn. Too bad the comments aren't working again. It'd be fun to read the reaction to this.

BigCupOStfu 7-17-2007 @ 1:17AM

It looks as though they pasted JLH's face on Mandy Moore's body! HA!

StupidJimmy 7-17-2007 @ 1:25AM

Hey, Big and I figured out if your comment doesn't go through the first time (no email) post it again. And if the email link doesn't produce the comment, click THAT again. Usually works.
We have wayyy too much time on our hands.

Sammi 7-18-2007 @ 2:41PM

So what she has some hips, big deal. I think she looks good. I would like to see what you look like Lauren because all you do is bash celebs for "dressing bad" or how they act or a new fashion that you don't like. I highly doubt you look like a million bucks every time you step out your door.

chris 7-18-2007 @ 2:40PM

I think she still is one of the HOTTEST and SEXIEST around..You go Jen..!!!

lil tomboi 7-18-2007 @ 2:40PM

it's not that serious. Most women don't wear jeans that perfectly fit them!She's just minding her own business & probably doesn't care about who likes her jeans or not! But she does have a killer rack that she could show! lol

Cheri 7-18-2007 @ 2:39PM

I think she look great! She looks like a normal person.
I hate it when she wears all those ugly baby doll dresses.
If you think she looks bad in these jeans, those dresses
are what you need to tell here to stop wearing.
Love is my favorite female actress, I like her a lot, but
she can use some help in her choice of clothes. But I do like
her in those jean, she does have child bearing hips, and they
show in everything she wears, but she is so Beautiful, who cares!

LKN Mom 7-18-2007 @ 2:39PM

I think it's great to see a hollywood actress look like a "real" person and not what the media always depicts as ""real""

bigmac1 7-18-2007 @ 2:39PM

the author is dumb ......... jen looks great in everything. the jeans look great too. comfort is more important. duh

Bear 401 7-18-2007 @ 2:39PM

I think she's freakin' gorgeous. That girl would look delicious in burlap.

LKN Mom 7-18-2007 @ 2:39PM

I think its is great to see an actress look "real" and not what the media depicts as ""real""

bigmac1 7-18-2007 @ 2:38PM

the author is dumb didy dumb dumb. jen looks great in everything. jeans are supposed to be comfortable. duh

David 7-18-2007 @ 4:16PM

Love Hewitt has a movie and TV career. Give the girl a break - its not fashionable to always look "hot" when you're just being normal. Of course, there are those that do and those that write about it. The woman's been doing successful entertainment stuff for about 10 years perhaps and just now hitting her stride. Can't say that for a lot of others.

Debbie 7-18-2007 @ 2:38PM

J H L looks awesome. She looks healthy, happy, content, on a call no one should have been taking a picture of, but most of all COMFORTABLE.
Besides it is none of your business to put your nose in and say anything
about anyone, especially her. If your were one tenth as successful,
gorgeous and had the personality to match her you still should keep your
big mouth shut. People like you need to have a rude intelligence adjustment. You must be such a loser.

Darryl Moore 7-18-2007 @ 2:34PM

Okay, I'm the stupid one. After reading your pathetic attack column on Mandy Moore (Again, no relation) I swore I would not waste my time reading any more crap you have to say, but here I am again, and once more there you go attacking some celebrity because they're not picture perfect at the time some stalking paparazzi took a picture of them (apparantly) going about their everyday life. Now are the jeans flattering? No, they're not, but again, SO WHAT? It's not like the girl is on the Red Carpet at some award show; she looks like she's about to go shopping or some other mundane thing. I seriously doubt that EVERY piece of anyone's wardrobe show's off their body to perfection. And why should Ms Hewitt, Ms. Moore, or anyone else listen to YOU anyway? If Halle Berry was giving beauty tips, Okay. Alex Rodriguez giving baseball playing tips, sure. Christina A giving singing tips, why not. What about you Lauren? How are YOU put together? Show us what you got.

chuck 7-18-2007 @ 2:37PM

She looks good in anything.

chuck 7-18-2007 @ 2:37PM

She looks good in anything.

tkappel 7-18-2007 @ 4:12PM

the author is out fo reality . jennifer looks wonderful and is one of the hottest actress's out there. tak.

panthergem 7-18-2007 @ 3:18PM

Why do people feel that stars have to look all "glammed" up all the time? Seeing her like this makes you relate better to her. Lauren you really need to get a life because I am sure there is someone out there that doesn't like what you wear also. I like it when people feel comfortable enough to dress normal. I know a lot of people put makeup on every time they go out and still dress like that.

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