Have you ever danced (in Crocs) with the devil in the pale moonlight?
by Jonathon Morgan (Subscribe to Jonathon Morgan's posts), Posted Jul 16th 2007 at 12:07PMThis is a post
This is a truly a sad day for Jack Nicholson fans around the world. The once-revered celebrity -- a quintessential "man's man" and master of his craft -- has succumbed to the Crocs. To mark both the actor's on-screen triumphs, and his more-recent fascination with ugly plastic footwear, I've compiled a list of quotes, re-imagined for the new, Croc-wearing Nicholson.
"All work and no play makes Jack wear Crocs." -- The Shining
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go wearing Crocs." -- Batman
"You can't handle the Crocs." --A Few Good Men
"Crocs make me wanna be a better man." --As Good As It Gets
That's all I got. Honestly, I'm too disappointed to write any more. Jack, I thought I knew you.
Filed under: Accessories, CELEBRITY STYLE, Fashion, Celebrity, Stylish Living
Tags: celebrity, crocs, footwear, jack nicholson, JackNicholson, movies, shoes
Tags: celebrity, crocs, footwear, jack nicholson, JackNicholson, movies, shoes













StupidJimmy 7-17-2007 @ 1:55AM
Heavy lie the crocs -- The Departed
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Fash 7-18-2007 @ 10:23AM
"I want you to hold it between your Crocs." - Five Easy Pieces
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Fash 7-18-2007 @ 10:24AM
"I want you to hold it between your Crocs." - Five Easy Pieces
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