WholesomeWear: lamest swimwear ever
by Jonathon Morgan (Subscribe to Jonathon Morgan's posts), Posted Aug 8th 2007 at 2:43PMThis is a post
Filed under: Fashion, Best of the Season
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Why succomb to skimpy swimwear that shows off your body, when you can instead opt for full-body water suits that "highlight the face."Like these fashion-forward garments from your friends at WholesomeWear!
Nothing says "I never plan to have sex" like a conservatively-cut, knee-length dress -- complete with a "spandex undergarment [that] fits like a bodysuit." The best part is -- these might even be easier to swim in than the floor-length black potato sack you wear when you're not "kickin' back poolside."
Just when you thought no one in the world would ever design clothing suited to your modest personal tastes, along comes WholesomeWear to save the day. So come on, gang, let's hit the beach!
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Filed under: Fashion, Best of the Season
Tags: style foul, StyleFoul, swim wear, SwimWear, ugly clothing, UglyClothing, wholesomewear
Tags: style foul, StyleFoul, swim wear, SwimWear, ugly clothing, UglyClothing, wholesomewear
shannon 8-09-2007 @ 3:06PM
Just because someone cares enough about modesty not to wear a string bikini doesn't mean they are never going to "have sex." It just means they have the morals and values to not put themselves on display and wait until marriage to have a meaningful sex life.
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alex 8-09-2007 @ 7:03PM
Some of us respect our bodies enough to keep our cothing modest. And if to you these seem to say "I will never have sex" , thank God, I would not want people like you near myself or my daughters. Trust me there are enough REAL men out there who do not equate sex appeal with blatant nakedness.
So if you want to expose yourself and yours go ahead, America is a free country, but please respect those of us who choose to be modest
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CupcakeMagee 8-09-2007 @ 9:26PM
I would imagine that this would also be a fantastic outfit for those hot afternoons spent churning butter...
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