Do you often find yourself waking up in some random guy's apartment with morning breath, no clean underwear, and no way to freshen up?

If that sounds familiar, you might try the new Ho on the Go kit. Described as "The best invention, well...ever," the kit comes with one thong, toothbrush with toothpaste, two condoms and a moist towelette.

Not only is this the most practical product I've come across in years, the graphic on the thong is absolutely hysterical. Best of all, the whole thing is only $25.00 (and is available online here).

You can tell yourself that you're buying it for your "friend," or for some bachlorette party you haven't been invited to yet -- but whatever the justification, you know it'll come in handy sooner or later.