• A two hundred pound ping pong table with no legs.
• A park bench which sat outside the boutique.
• A small enamel store sign
• A library cart filled with books, which can be borrowed for free.

Sheesh, that's a lot of random stolen goods (who steals books?). To commemorate this long history of being ripped off and stolen from, Jack Spade felt compelled to design a response to all of this theft. He designed a simple twill wallet with " Don't steal my &^%##^@ wallet" embroidered across it. Simple yet effective, no? For being a simple twill wallet Jack is pretty much stealing from all of us by charging $115 for it. I guess a cheap laugh can cost big bucks. Let's just hope Jack Spade earns enough money from the sales to replace that legless ping pong table.