Crotch-only undies: go commando without being gross

Posted Sep 13th 2007 at 2:47PM by Jonathon Morgan (Subscribe to Jonathon Morgan's posts)

Filed under: Swimwear and Lingerie, Fashion

If you've been coveting the freedom of a life without underpants, but don't want to pull a Paris Hilton (or just think going undie-free is kind of nasty), listen up. You can now purchase Commandos -- "disposable cotton patches that safely and securely stick to the curved seam of your jeans."

So, you know, you can be fancy free without your naughty bits rubbing against your pants.

Sounds good -- or at least more sanitary -- for those of you who are into that sort of thing. But, is it just me, or do these seem like maxi pads in disguise?

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Tags: commandos, crotch-only underwear, Crotch-onlyUnderwear, going commando, GoingCommando, underwear

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

dave 9-14-2007 @ 8:05AM

hey dude .. MEN dont care about fashion' COMFORTABLE is the rule. Get your Man manual out and read it. It's obvious that you are gay, so keep your tips in the WOMENS area. MEN DON'T CARE ABOUT FASHION..PERIOD' "GET IT"? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOUR PINK SHOES LOOK DON'T WEAR OR BUY ANY AND PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE..LOL

alfryda jens 9-14-2007 @ 11:47AM

Yeah...these are e great idea until they lossen and detach from your jeans from rubbing! Then they slide down your leg and "Poof" there the pad is on the floor by your foot in all it's juicy glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are STUPID people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ariel 9-14-2007 @ 7:08PM

They ARE like those pantiliners "in disguise," and they WILL slide off. If the adhesive used is so strong that they won't slide off the seam of pants, then there will be white, sticky lint left on the inside of your pants or jeans when you remove--or try to remove--them. The laundry may or may not get this off them. What's wrong with panties or thongs, anyway?

vicki sestok 9-17-2007 @ 11:22AM

yuk! yuk! and double yuk! is this a step forward in fashion. i like low riders ,but if a person needs to wear some sort a diaper so their undies don't show then they are too low

weguy 9-17-2007 @ 1:50AM

DAVE.......MWTROSEXUALS ARE WORSE THAN GAYS. So you are totally offf and with skanky women.

Belinda 9-18-2007 @ 4:17AM

Why wouldn't a person want to wear underwear? Underwear was invented to achieve some level of sanitation. I would hate to think I sat on a seat that a person wearing a short skirt and no panties sat on. EEEWW, that would be gross. The very idea of sitting in someone else's discharge would simply gross me out. I think I will begin taking a seat pad to sit on when I go to public places.
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Belinda 9-18-2007 @ 4:22AM

If you do wear underwear and want to know where to get some great deals, I have just the site for you. You can find full coverage, minimal coverage and barely there. But you still have your particulars covered.
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DAVID 9-18-2007 @ 2:11PM

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY ON THIS SUB.!!!!

ROSCOE 9-18-2007 @ 3:43PM

WHAT CAUSES CANCER IN WOMENS UTERUSES IN THE MANS SEED YES IT DOES

jami 9-18-2007 @ 8:23PM

that is the stupidest thing i ever hurd off just put a pad in your pants it would be cheeper

Ashley 9-18-2007 @ 9:38PM

Umm, Roscoe, uterine cancer isn't caused by semen. Look it up. And what does that even have to do with the topic?

On the topic-I think this is very stupid. Just wear underwear and you don't have to worry about showing anything.

TJ 9-18-2007 @ 11:29PM

Don't even try this. I tried doing something like this once when I went out one day. I got back home after only about an hour and a half and guess what. That's right! It was gone, and I have no idea where I lost it. I'm hoping it came loose during the cab ride, but more likely it fell out during the wedding shower I was attending. Nobody ever mentioned it to me, so maybe I got lucky and someone quietly disposed of it. This idea could work if the adhesive is much stronger than a panty liner's.

I just make sure that I have the right underwear for the pants I want to wear now. It isn't worth the possible humiliation.