Playboy Won't Pay for Britney

Posted Sep 17th 2007 at 4:06PM by Anne Metz (Subscribe to Anne Metz's posts)

Filed under: CELEBRITY STYLE, Celebrity, News

If her embarrassing performance at the VMAs was any sort of indication of Britney Spears' future success then I think we can all say that a star has fallen. Should you need any tangible evidence of her decline, consider her latest PR disaster.

The National Ledger reports that Playboy is only willing to shell out $400,000 to have Spears pose nude for a magazine feature. Britney insists that she won't take off her clothes for less than seven figures, a sum that has been scoffed at by editor/founder/whatever Hugh Hefner.

Boffo! Can we all just agree that this is good news?

Seriously, we've seen all there is to see of Britney Spears for free. The only thing Playboy could add to that is some air-brushing and good lighting, which would be a small improvement, but not enough to make up for the fact that no one out there wants to see that woman naked. (If I'm wrong about this, please let me know.)

You know that saying about how you can't put the toothpaste back into the tube? Well, I think that pretty much sums up Britney Spears.

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 79)

flavio 9-08-2008 @ 1:43PM

hello my name is flavio I am 16 years old live in mexico, sinaloa I like very much the program of play boy mansion and your also britney ere my idol I them love shaft to the moment this I them love all the women I die without them..
Sigh I leave my pure mail them sinaloa to and the song toxic this well chida greet to play boy mansion.

steve joyce 9-18-2007 @ 9:20AM

barbi benton, she is not!

Jake Geiser 9-18-2007 @ 12:35PM

Really? 400k? I would pay 20 bucks, if that.

DAVID 9-18-2007 @ 2:05PM

I MIGHT PAY $5.00 TO SEE A FAT BIMBO!!!!!

Glenn 9-18-2007 @ 3:06PM

Britney is still hot, and is a lot better looking than quite a few Playboy center-folds, Hefner is a fool. What money Playboy would make off of a Britney spread.

Mikerat 9-18-2007 @ 2:07PM

She should pay them...Skank

Oscar 9-18-2007 @ 2:09PM

She needs to go away for at least five years, clean up her body of all the smoke and alcohol, work out, become a real mother to her kids, write good songs appropriate to what’s going on in her life. She is no longer the sexy princess and needs to grow up. Maybe then, she will be able to regain the some self respect and the respect for others.

rock 9-18-2007 @ 2:12PM

like she needs the money. maybe they misunderstood...she should pay them to take her pictures!

sheldon 9-18-2007 @ 2:09PM

If I want to see trash, I can look in a garbage can!

joe seivers 9-18-2007 @ 2:13PM

I have some leftover Escudos from the Pinochet era that I would give her.

Pam 9-18-2007 @ 2:14PM

Hey David, She is NOT fat. Granted she doesn't look like she did even 2 yrs ago, but beings she had 2 kids, I think she looks ok.
As for her being a bimbo. Do you know her personally? Do you know how many people sheha slept with? The answer: NOOO.
People just need to focus on their own lives and if you don't like Britney, DON'T read or comment asbout her.

Mina 9-18-2007 @ 2:14PM

She is a done deal. She is not work any money. When are they going to take her kids away from her. She doesn't deserve them

Mikerat 9-18-2007 @ 2:15PM

Skank needs to avoid cameras at all costs...

$me-oh-my!!(that\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Clutch)$

me-oh-my!!(that\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Clutch) 9-18-2007 @ 2:15PM

Come on. She's beautiful(as are all women: thank you ladies)! Plus she's rich. She's not fat by any meens. Look around you. Look in the mirror. Her body's still bangin'!

jdaley 9-18-2007 @ 2:16PM

you're wrong

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me-oh-my!!(that\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 9-18-2007 @ 2:16PM

I'd still do her! And you would too.

Trey Pound 9-18-2007 @ 2:18PM

I predicted months ago that BritBrit would do a nude spread. Furthermore, I'm standing by my prediction that within two years, she's working a greased pole at some nasty "gentleman's club" on the outskirts of Vegas... just wait and see, and remember: Trey Pound called it.
-tpound-

rala98 9-18-2007 @ 2:18PM

a little harsh no

Craig 9-18-2007 @ 2:21PM

After her disasterous performance at the VMAs, she should be happy anyone is interested in paying her money to take her picture.

Mikerat 9-18-2007 @ 2:19PM

Skank needs to avoid cameras at all costs....

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