Assault in style. Hello Kitty style

Posted Oct 25th 2007 at 8:42AM by Lauren Messiah (Subscribe to Lauren Messiah's posts)

Filed under: Accessories, CELEBRITY STYLE, Fashion, Celebrity

Let me make one thing clear: I am against weapons. I won't look at or touch the things ... unless they are Hello Kitty.

I discovered this wonderful weapon on ThisNext.com and I just have to have it (for what reason I do not know). This adorable assault rifle will only set you back a mere $1,072.95! What a bargain.

Of course you aren't a Hello Kitty fan there are plenty of options you for you in adorable weaponry like: a My Little Pony carbine, a Care Bears bullet proof vest, Paris Hilton handcuffs, or Martha Stewart mine.

Harming others has never been so fun. I actually think the website that this gun is sold (GlamGuns.com) is just one glamorous joke, as I tried to order myself the rifle and I was directed to a book on Amazon.com. I suppose I will have to direct my violent tendencies back to my words instead of weapons.

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Tags: glam guns, GlamGuns, hello kitty, HelloKitty, rifle

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)

BK 10-29-2007 @ 7:14AM

It is a bad decision to try to paint weapons that they are a toy. As a strong gun owners rights advocate, I do not like toy guns. I beleive that they teach our children that it is ok to point any gun at another human being during a game of "cops and robbers" or cowboys and indians". Guns are dangerous and are made to kill and break things. They are useful tools in our society and must our rights to carry them must be protected, not made light of. Remember, people kill people, not the gun.

Lee 10-29-2007 @ 7:50AM

$1072 for a beat up, shot out,probably 40+ yr. old AK ???
they MUST be joking !........these rifles sell for $350 at any pawnshop in America. BTW, IF the paint is clogging the exhaust ports, this thing can and will blow up in your face.
I'm a retired gunsmith and know what i'm saying.

solomeeeo 10-29-2007 @ 8:16AM

Makes me want to not buy anything Hello Kitty again!

melissa 10-29-2007 @ 8:42AM

what is wrong with people here little care here is your gun go shoot your friends that's exactly what that is then we wonder why the world is coming to an end!!!!!!!!!1

jillie 10-29-2007 @ 8:43AM

NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site

jillie 10-29-2007 @ 8:44AM

NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site

melissa 10-29-2007 @ 8:45AM

sorry it's suppose to say little girl

kevin 10-29-2007 @ 9:08AM

Personally, I actually like to research something before I voice my opinion on it, that way I don't come off as a moron who has no idea what they are talking about.....much like the rest of you. its a joke. you cant buy this gun geniuses

Michelle 10-29-2007 @ 9:08AM

Yes, it's a joke. It says across the bottom that it's a joke. Why is this an AOL headline?

NOTE: This site is a parody for humor purposes only. No actual weapons may be bought on this site. "Hello Kitty" is a trademark of Sanrio, Inc. "Disney Princess" is a trademark of the Walt Disney Company. "CareBear" is a trademark of American Greetings Corporation. There is no such thing as "Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear." "My Little Pony" is a trademark of Hasbro. "Martha Stewart Colors" is a trademark of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. GlamGuns.com has no connection with and is not affiliated with Sanrio, Inc, Hasbro, Walt Disney Company, American Greetings Corporation, Martha Stewart, Omnimedia, Inc, Paris Hilton, Mother Theresa, Lady Diana, or, in fact, much of anyone really, especially Dick Cheney who, at no time, was CEO of our corporation or even on the Board of Directors. No, really. Would we lie to you?

Meilina 10-29-2007 @ 9:10AM

People! Read the disclaimer on the bottom of the page, it's a gag page!! Everybody is quick to take everything so seriously. Does anybody remember what a joke is anymore? And so what if this was real? Isn't that what parents are for? To guide and supervise what your children do, buy, watch, etc. If there is a violent toy or video game, DON'T BUY IT and explain why instead of blaming everyone else. If you kid watches too much tv, TURN IT OFF! If your child eats too much junk food, DON'T BUY IT! It's not like they drive themselves to McDonalds and buy fatty Happy Meals with their money. Don't blame McDonalds, blame yourself. The world is coming to an end because parents these days don't assume any responsibility into raising their kids properly and that is why everyone is so screwed up! We tell the government to step in and take care of everything for us but then we complain that they're telling us how to raise our kids and live our lives. People, stop taking stupid things like this so seriously. Laugh it off and go raise your children properly!

The Lone Wulf 10-29-2007 @ 9:25AM

Although a gag site, the weapon owners rights advocates have a good point. Toy guns do have a dangerous side. And the Parents' Responsibility people are also right. It is up to the parents to teach right from wrong. However, this site is still funny to look at! It is definitely aimed at people who want a good laugh about "girly'd up guns" which I sure did!

vampiretombartek 10-29-2007 @ 9:33AM

I don't think it's funny.

morgan 10-29-2007 @ 9:54AM

this is so wrong.... its not funny to make jokes about items that kids look up to.

jared wolney 10-29-2007 @ 10:07AM

This isn't the only "adult" Hello Kitty toy I've seen. My friend purchased a Hello Kitty vibrator about five years ago. Maybe there is a connection between sexual abuse and this "toy."

Elvis 10-29-2007 @ 10:19AM

1, it's Photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels, because I have seen many Photoshops in my time.

2, by the position of the rivets on the side of the stamped receiver, it looks like the base gun is a converted Russian "Saiga" hunting rifle with military-style furniture on it, possibly one of the "Vepr" line imported by Robinson Armaments until recently. Depending on the caliber and who did the work, we're talking $400-$700 here. Incidentally everything is new production on this, no 40-year-old parts here.

3, JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE, IT'S A GAG. Otherwise Sanrio's lawyers would be on these people already. READ THE FINE PRINT AT THE BOTTOM. Jesus. Are you stupid?

kat 10-29-2007 @ 10:30AM

I tried to buy a "My Little Carbine" but when I tried to checkout it took me to a site that sells books. Some people need to get a sense of humor in todays world you need one. I wouldn't suggest allowing your children to see that site.

Juan 10-29-2007 @ 10:44AM

If you would have known. Hello Kitty is a Japanese cartoon show in which shows a lot of gore and violence. Here in America, people think Hello Kitty is supposed to be adorable and cute.........way to have this epiphany Lauren

Lee 10-29-2007 @ 10:53AM

You have as little brains as you will someday have money. AK-47s are cheap! If you pay a cent over $350.00, your an idiot! You could print out your own Kitty decals!

smguthri 10-29-2007 @ 11:04AM

every gun I own will kill, even my air gun. every kid should be taught this as my children know that if they see a firearm, IT IS LOADED! They know this because this is the rule at my home. I find the add very funny and I will show it to everyone I know.

Holly Huish 10-29-2007 @ 11:07AM

I am not against guns but it is down right stupid that some one could even think of this. Hello Kitty is for little girls. Not for people who think of this BS!!!!