My stars! Is it my imagination or does it look like Renee Zellwegger got her head stuck in a blender?

I have always been deeply disturbed by Renee because she just can't seem to capture that "normal" look. Either she is wolfing down burgers coated in pancake syrup to bulk up for Bridget Jones' Diary or she is eating steamed veggies to whittle herself down to skeleton proportions.

The one time she seems to have figured out how to be of a semi-normal weight she goes and sticks her head in a blender. This haircut isn't even close to flattering (I dare you to tell me it is), and it's not that I am against short hair because I have short hair myself. It's more that it looks like she hasn't seen a brush in a week.

Renee, let me offer you a few suggestions. For starters, there's this thing you might need. It's called a brush and they sell them at a lot of stores. Secondly, ever think about a hair clip or a headband? They do wonders for dressing up rather plain outfits like the one you are wearing. Finally, while I'm handing out advice, I recommend some makeup. You're on tv.