Ashley Olsen gettin' it on with Lance Armstrong?
Filed under: CELEBRITY STYLE, Celebrity
Half of the world's most famous pair of fashion twins has been spotted with Lance Armstrong lately. Gossip columnists seem convinced that it's Ashley, but I still can't tell those Olsen sisters apart -- so who knows which twin has actually been engaging in serious PDA with the Tour de France champion.
Could this mean The Row will start making cycling gear? Probably not. But will it mean Lance Armstrong will be totally creeped out every time he watches Full House re-runs -- realizing that the first time he saw 3-year-old Michelle Tanner nauseate audiences with "You got it, dude!" he was in high school?
Absolutely.
MARION 12-03-2007 @ 4:27PM
i'd like to eat her!
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Lassie 1-02-2008 @ 9:30AM
And we should care....why? A pretty sick situation, if it's true. He must like emaciated scarecrows, not real women. Sort of like 'dating' a starving African.... And I hear also that it's all just for 'show', for both of them to keep their names in the tabloids. Ick, ick, ick.
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Lassie 1-02-2008 @ 9:35AM
Can you imagine a conversation between the Bicycle Race Hero and the stick figure he's using for publicity?
Lance: ...And that's what it took to win the Tour de France. We should go to France, they serve pate de foie gras everywhere!
Stick Figure: Whats pah-tay de....what's that? Look at this tablecloth I found in the dumpster, do you think I could wear it as a dress? Do you think I have enough makeup on? Could you stop eating in front of me, it makes me sick looking at that burger. Let me call my sister....
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