Santa hates you
Filed under: Fashion, Best of the Season, Stylish Living
Does the thought of another holiday filled with over-crowded malls, fighting families, and incessantly jolly tunes about gift-giving fat men make you cringe? Don't worry, Scrooge, Urban Outfitters has your back.
They've created this not so subtle "Santa Claus Hates You" t-shirt, which prominently features 'ol Kris Kringle giving those saccharine seasonal revelers the finger. That's that!
While at first glance, this shirt is kind of funny, it's also trying way too hard (just like everything else you'll find at Urban Outfitters). That said, I can see it working in colder climates -- peaking through multiple layers, partially covered by your scarf, so that anyone who catches the message will be surprised (and not affronted).
A word of caution though: avoid wearing this around kids. As parent, I can assure you that one look at this disgruntled version of St. Nick will send children into snotty, tearful hysterics -- leaving you to deal with some very angry moms and dads, who are probably already about to snap from all the holiday-related stress. I'm just sayin'.
[via Fashion Indie]












Amy 11-22-2007 @ 12:08AM
What a disgusting, horrible shirt! What is this world coming to?!
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Meg 11-22-2007 @ 12:56AM
I love this shirt! It is so funny I want one!!
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Dave Byrd 11-24-2007 @ 6:10AM
What next, Jesus Hates You!!! Thats just crazy.
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JBJG24 11-24-2007 @ 7:53AM
my exact feelings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sjp 11-24-2007 @ 6:38AM
not very nice
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Damian 11-24-2007 @ 6:40AM
Very funny shirt, Some people have a sense of humor of a rock
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Belle Starr 11-24-2007 @ 6:46AM
Taint funny McGee ! It is mean and disgusting !
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AL 11-24-2007 @ 6:48AM
There is no Cristmas anymore.
It's all about the grift.
We schould all boycot the stores.
And get back to the real meaning of Cristmas.
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Roy 11-24-2007 @ 2:50PM
Whatever happened to Jesus Christ Himself, the Guest of Honor??
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Trish 11-24-2007 @ 7:03AM
the shirt is funny. not always appropriate, but still funny
some of you people here need to lighten up, stop thumping the bible and get a sense of humor.
and Al, you seriously "ned to lern to tipe or speel beter" lol
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ash 11-24-2007 @ 7:04AM
effing hilarious (and yes i do believe in god and jesus but i also have a sense of humor)
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Trish 11-24-2007 @ 7:06AM
high 5!! Ash.... :)
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adel 11-24-2007 @ 7:20AM
As a poster inside a home unseen by general public ok.
As a tee-shirt in public lowclass. Shame on you.
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jane 11-24-2007 @ 11:47AM
I too think it's funny....however...just where would be the appropriate place to wear it. Reminds me of a few shirts I had back in college...they made great night shirts. (Sleep Cheap.....Red Roof Inn and 'I'm a virgin (islander)...they seem pretty tame 25 years later.
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Alexa 11-24-2007 @ 7:35AM
HAHAHAHA! Funny for adults
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Phil Johnson 11-24-2007 @ 7:36AM
I will personally punch the first person I see with this filth on. It violates all morality and civility. It's time to rise up in our culture and weed out these perverts.
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LARRY GODDEN 11-24-2007 @ 7:40AM
WELL IF I CATCH ANYONE WEARING ONE AROUND MY KIDS I WILL PERSONALLY TAKE IT OFF OF THEM
AND I AM BIG AND STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT TOO
HOW DIRTY CAN SOME CREEP BE??
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Maryann Overmere 11-24-2007 @ 1:44PM
That's not very nice. You're gonna get coal in your stocking!!!
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Starrry 11-24-2007 @ 7:46AM
Okay....the tee-shirt is funny. For you last two morons, you go right ahead and assault someone for wearing it. Then explain to your children why daddy is in jail for being an a$$hole.
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pat 11-24-2007 @ 7:49AM
I hate all those kind of shirts .I guess the people that wear them are so ignorant ,they forgot that kids "CAN READ" probably better then them !
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