Porn star moustache: New trend alert?
Filed under: CELEBRITY STYLE, Fashion, Celebrity, Stylish Living
Starting last spring, I noticed the hipster guys around town were shaping their facial fuzz like...well...porn stars. It was a rough time for the fashion-forward set -- we'd been stuck in a seemingly endless 80s revival, and the obsessively stylish were trying anything to break out of the mold. I figured it was a brief, ill-advised foray into alternative grooming that'd quickly be forgotten.Until today. Word on the street is Pete Wentz, bassist for Fall Out Boy and boyfriend to Ashlee Simpson is sporting an adult movie star motif above his upper lip. Gross!
Guys: I'm pleading with you, let this one blow over. Grow a full beard, grow a goatee, go clean shaven -- anything! If you shape your 'stache like some douche bag from the 70s, I will judge you -- a lot.












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RAMONE 12-21-2007 @ 2:38PM
The Porn Star Stash is incredibly old. I've seen people growing one to be ironic since 1999. Anyway it is known as a Gay Porn Mustache, since most gay porn stars are known to have had mustaches in the 70's & 80's. Most straight Porn Stars didn't have 'staches in the 1970's or 1980's with the exceptions of Harry Reems (of Deepthroat) and "Big" John Holmes (aka Johnny Wadd).
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daniel 12-26-2007 @ 6:34PM
You know that John Holmes did Gay Porn as well right?
w 12-21-2007 @ 3:02PM
Last halloween, my husband shaved his facial hair into a handle-bar mustache (what you are now calling a porn* mustache, whatever). He went to work that day, thinking it would be hilarious, invoking laughs and redneck jokes... Instead everybody thought it was normal. He was like, "NO, really, this is supposed to be funny for halloween, this isn't a normal style!!"
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carol 12-21-2007 @ 3:02PM
I guess you have to be up on porn sites to know this. Whatever...
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sonny389 12-26-2007 @ 9:35PM
But don't forget gay guys they like them,always have all ways will
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Rob 12-21-2007 @ 3:23PM
Wow,Ramone knows alot about this shit.
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Paul Harris 12-21-2007 @ 3:32PM
And, this is important, how? I find these so called fashioned posts to be as empty as the heads of the people that write them. Porn star staches are not new, as someone pointed out, gay men flourished them 30 years ago. Hmmm, straight guys always were a bit behind the times.
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renee 12-21-2007 @ 4:29PM
that look reminds me of the old cowboy westerns in the Clint Eastwood day .. Maybe it will be around for a season or so then it will disappear with only a few keepin it in style. There is no one look out there right now that stands out on it's own.
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greg 12-21-2007 @ 4:37PM
Who cares? Just another empty story with no meaning and no relevance. People who write this sh*t can surely come up with something better-I know I can.
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blondevixen 12-21-2007 @ 5:02PM
yup, the man i am dating has the porn star stache, now if only he could do me like a porn star... lol
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Natural 12-21-2007 @ 5:33PM
It must tickle everywhere! HA!! Ummm!
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msalisontyler 12-26-2007 @ 6:02PM
That's exactly what I was thinking!
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Alison
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doc 12-21-2007 @ 5:50PM
wow i have had a porn star stache for like 20 yrs and i didn't even know it.. damn is that why all the girls want me???? stupid story stupid news people.. what else is new
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angel 12-26-2007 @ 7:18PM
I do not see the "big deal" and think...like everything else...it will go away in time.
doc 12-21-2007 @ 5:52PM
i can do you like a porn star.. lol
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JoJo 12-21-2007 @ 6:10PM
How stupid...based on the various styles of staches you have posted for examples, EVERY mustache is a PORN stache...
even included are BEARDS! So I guess ALL facial hair is someone trying to be a PORN star
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Alice 12-30-2007 @ 6:46PM
I couldn't agree more. I happen to like facial hair. It seems to go in and out of fashion constantly.
Porn stars from the 70's aren't the only men with facial hair - ever...
NeonDon 12-21-2007 @ 6:18PM
If you weren't so into porn "Mr." Morgan" you'd know that the Fu Manchu moustache was "in" waaaay before the '80s and not with porn stars. Remember a guy named Joe Namath, who led the Jets to the Super Bowl championship in 1969??? No, you probably don't, that's not YOUR type of game.
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Bigfeet 12-21-2007 @ 7:01PM
This is new? Way back when I was a young kid, this kinda style was called "womb broom". You mean it took 50 years for somebody to figure it out???
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