Yeah, you thought that you didn't need a mint after that pumpkin spice latte. You thought the 7 pumps of peppermint syrup would cover it up -- guess what -- it didn't. Coffee breath is a killer, and like most killers it's hard to kill. It's most certainly a mark of sophistication to think about the comfort of others in your personal style choices -- and bad breath is very uncomfortable. It's also pretty inappropriate to doze off when someone is boring the hell out of you, but it happens.

Now you can kill two birds with one spray. Primer Caffeinated Breath Spray not only gives you minty fresh breath, but it pack the punch of 33mg of caffeine. How awesome is that? The only criticism I can find with the genius idea is Primer, what's with that dorky package design? It's almost as tasteless as a tallboy of Paris Hilton's canned champagne. Contraband like this should always be disguised in a discreet and stylish container -- like those flasks that look like binoculars.

[via GearCrave]