Looking for the perfect gift for you sweetie for Valentine's Day? A flower and a card might not cut it for her -- she's sassy, and sexy, and requires something that takes a little more creativity.

Never fear! As we've mentioned before, the Smart Ass Gals are here to help, with signature thongs designed with you in mind. Got a control freak? A natural blonde? Or a gal with some serious spunkiness? These Signature Thongs make the perfect statement and gift.

Of course, if your valentine is a smart ass to begin with, you could always buy her some SweeTarts candy ...


In addition to providing protection from the dreaded VPL that we expect from our thongs, Smart Ass also strives to make their intimates seamless and invisible under your clothes as well. But when it comes time for someone special to see your fabulous derriere, you've got something fun and sexy to show.

Not sure "kiss my ..." is for you? Check out the gallery! There are options for hot mamas to be, bridezillas, and the rest of us as well. Let me know -- which one suits you?