But what to do about that cold shoulder? You could add a wrap, but that would sort of defeat the purpose.

I suggest a parrot. Perhaps a blue or red mackaw to match your shoes with a little black dress. Or white, for the fashion forward bride:


Pirate-chic. A parrot can be a friend for life, and entertain your dinner date.

As its talons pierce your tender skin and the hot blood rushes to that icy shoulder, you will say to yourself "damn, that Annie Scott is a genius!"