Geena Davis is a statuesque woman with a fabulous smile. And, in 1992 she had stolen America's heart with her role in Thelma and Louise. So why oh why did she force us to take our hearts back with a vengeance by wearing this ridiculous hi-lo can-can Copacabana reject?

Granted, at the time, the hi-lo hem was really pretty cool. However, the black tights with a white dress and white gloves (on a girl who probably should have opted for something with some actual color, given her skin tone)? For that, there is no excuse. And possibly no forgiveness. I'm not over it yet, anyway.