eBay WTF of the day: *That's* a knife!
Filed under: Accessories, Fashion, Designers & Brands
So you want to be Crocodile Dundee, eh?
Look no further. On eBay, you can get this "original walk about hat" and fifteen inch knife (at right). For serious.
Let's talk about the hat. It's a little jaunty, isn't it? You'd have to have bionic testosterone powers to make that feather work.
Still, it's a little bit exciting--just not as exciting as the fifteen inch knife! Badass! Black leather sheath! Also badass!
Imagine striding around your parents' backyard wearing this hat and knife and spinning yarns of aboriginal splendor with an unspeakably goofy Australian accent. Doesn't that sound like fun? And then you could scrape the initials of a loved one into a tree, or carve a pumpkin or hack up a watermelon or something. I guess I don't know what one does with a fifteen inch knife in this day and age. You can't really hunt squirrels or normal North American backyard prey with it; that's like...not fair.
Jayswholesalestuff has a pretty amazing eBay store, I must admit. A red kerosene lamp, pinecones, pipes, pinups. In my head, Jay looks like the Brawny man and wants to be my boyfriend, but it will never work out because I'm not very outdoorsy.
I'm over it.
Look no further. On eBay, you can get this "original walk about hat" and fifteen inch knife (at right). For serious.
Let's talk about the hat. It's a little jaunty, isn't it? You'd have to have bionic testosterone powers to make that feather work.
Still, it's a little bit exciting--just not as exciting as the fifteen inch knife! Badass! Black leather sheath! Also badass!
Imagine striding around your parents' backyard wearing this hat and knife and spinning yarns of aboriginal splendor with an unspeakably goofy Australian accent. Doesn't that sound like fun? And then you could scrape the initials of a loved one into a tree, or carve a pumpkin or hack up a watermelon or something. I guess I don't know what one does with a fifteen inch knife in this day and age. You can't really hunt squirrels or normal North American backyard prey with it; that's like...not fair.
Jayswholesalestuff has a pretty amazing eBay store, I must admit. A red kerosene lamp, pinecones, pipes, pinups. In my head, Jay looks like the Brawny man and wants to be my boyfriend, but it will never work out because I'm not very outdoorsy.
I'm over it.
