Rebecca Miller, no, just no. I really don't know what to say about this horrendous dress. She's a lovely woman, with a lovely figure, I'm sure -- not that you would know by looking at the monstrosity she decided to hide it under.

Where do we begin with this hot mess? I think we have to start with the fact that her husband, Daniel Day-Lewis, is wearing a brown edged tuxedo with some, umm, interesting shoes. Before leaving the house, Rebecca probably asked the typical husband to wife question, "Honey, do I look alright in this outfit?" But, she should have known better than to trust an answer from a man who thinks wearing brown suede shoes to the Oscars is a good idea.

Daniel's horrible look was the least of Rebecca's problems considering what I see peeping out from underneath her dress. I'm pretty sure those shoes would be a disaster with any outfit. But, with this outfit, they're just the icing on the fug cake.