Generally speaking, reality television is complete and utter trash.

People willing act as if the have no home training for a big pay check that will be practically non-existent once taxes are taken out of it.

Sad, sad, sad. I know. And yet I'm hopelessly addicted.

Bravo TV would definitely be the shiny gold star in the rather tragic world of reality TV. So, I don't feel too bad watching Project Runway and telling you all about the "unbeweavable" final collection from Chris March.

Sticking to his penchant for the dramatic and over-the-top, Mr. March presented the judges with three goth glam looks that were made out of velvet, safety pins, and human hair extensions. Yes, I mean weave.

Although the panel gave Chris a thumbs up for his design ingenuity, he was ultimately given the boot this week.

The former costume maker was my favorite, so it was hard for me to see him go. But at least he went out with a bang. Or is it a straight perm?

Sorry, it was too easy...