Oh my gosh! You're engaged! You must be, because you're wearing this awesome Bride to Bee temporary tattoo!

Yes. On that fateful day your boyfriend falls to his knee and asks for your hand, surely your first thought will be: "How will I make sure everyone knows?"

As he slips the engagement ring onto your finger, you'll be thinking "I know, I'll get a temporary tattoo! Of...of...of a feminine bumblebee seductively carrying a dripping heart with the words 'Bride to' over it!"

Then of course, you'll wrack your brains trying to think where you can get such a tattoo. The answer, naturally, is eBay.

Whew! I totally just solved a hypothetical crisis for you.

I wonder what other temporary conditions one can announce via temporary tattoo! Pregnancy, surely. How about mood? I know I could use an "I'm Cranky" tattoo for a couple of days now and then. Or, you know when you crave frozen yogurt for like three days? Temporary tattoo.

Oh, Riverblue. You give me such ideas!