What the hell is a TorsoPant?

TorsoPants are pants that have been specifically designed to be worn on your torso, instead of from the waist down. Unlike pants, they have a hole for your head. Like T-shirts, TorsoPants are soft, lightweight and are usually made from 100% cotton.

They sound amazing don't they? To be honest, I can't tell the difference between a TorsoPant and a t-shirt, but as you know I'm simple. Luckily, the company TorsoPants can tell the difference and for a small fee will sell you one (a pair?). I know, it sounds like a gimmick, but look, I have pictures!



This stuff is legit and street legal.

What's really cool about these shirts TorsoPants is that they are totally adjustable. No, they don't have an elastic waistband, but they do offer you the opportunity to customize your purchase. In fact, there are over 100 possible combinations per TorsoPant (they did the math for me).

Learn more about TorsoPants (and America) here.