No big deal, right?

Just a kitchen utensil, right?

Well, it wouldn't be a problem if these potato tongs weren't listed under Hair Accessories.

Honest mistake, right Sveatownship? Just saw a category called Sticks, Combs, Picks and thought "okay."

But wait...you found this Sticks, Combs, Picks category under Hair Accessories. Under Women's Accessories, Handbags. Under Clothing, Shoes & Accessories. That's a long way out of your way, Sveatownship. I don't trust you. I know what this is.

You're trying to sell me a dinglehopper!

And everyone knows a dinglehopper is fork.

WTF?