Monday was opening day for baseball, signaling the inevitable: at some point in the next few months I will have to accompany my husband to a game.

Like most non-athletic women, my first thought is always, "What the hell should I wear to eat hot dogs, drink beer and support my team?" Thank God Alyssa Milano is one step ahead of us, with official MLB team gear in flattering lady cuts.

Well, most of it is flattering. Some of it...at least it's got team spirit. But you be the judge.

Don't worry if you don't see your team in the gallery, there are many more choices on the site!