Honestly, if we had a dime for every time we scoured the earth for the perfect way to carry one of our favorite snacks, we'd have ... well, like, a dime. But still, don't you love apples? And wouldn't you love a cute, handy way to carry your apples?

Voila! Hermes has your answer! Over at The World of Hermes (a fun place to visit anytime), you'll find their apple bag in green lambskin, with a stainless Palladium shell and a strap equipped with a horn handled knife. Really, now -- how could you possibly brown bag an apple now that you know this is available? We just look at our smug little lunch coolers and think, "Just you wait until I get my apple bag. Then, it's curtains for you!"

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your tax bracket), it is Hermes, meaning that most of us are just going to have to make due until someone else comes along and makes a knock off.