Whit Honea is a slacker, a borderline degenerate, and a daydream believer. He's also our resident expert on casual chic. If it's comfortable, and not heinous, he's all over it. He's quite charming, really.

Peanut butter and chocolate? Sure, those are two great tastes that go great together, but let's face it, they're no longer shocking the world with their combined novelty. The time as come for Reese's to step aside, there's a new cup in town, and it ain't kosher.

The bacon bra was created as a brilliant ploy to entice men by combining two of their favorite things, bacon and boobs- they aren't just for breakfast (or brinner) anymore.

Victoria may have some secrets, but we're willing to bet none of them involve raw pork. This, the bacon bra, is what the kids call "thinking outside the box." Not only are you getting a delicious undergarment, but it also doubles as an aromatic perfume and conversation starter. Warning: It may draw flies.

It may also draw criticism. We're pretty sure that P.E.T.A. won't be too thrilled when these babies hit the ladies section of your local butcher's shop, but hey, who said fashion was ethical? Bacon is the new fur, deal with it.

We're seriously thinking about tapping this goldmine. What do you think about prosciutto panties?

[via MetroDad]