We're going to be honest -- there's one person we can picture wearing these, and her name rhymes with fiancee (even though she's now actually a wife). And to be honest, that's only because she actually is behind the phrase bootylicious, and is there any word these make you think of more than bootylicious?

Okay, maybe "diaper" comes to mind. We'll give you that.

We've seen that "Hammer" pants and harem pants are trying to push their way back into fashion, and these Heavy Metal Shorts by Rojas seem to be right along the same lines. But, really, shiny gold puffy shorts? Who's going to wear these?

They're currently on sale for $106.95, so if this is your style, you're in luck. But tell us the truth -- how will you wear them? With fishnets? A hot pink bra top? We need to know these things!