Jail time is the new black: Amy Winehouse heads to the slammer
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After seeing Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie do the crime and pay the time, Amy Winehouse wants in on the jail house rock. She was arrested this afternoon under charges of headbutting a man.The Britney of the U.K. went in to the station in London for voluntary questioning, and once there, they arrested her. A representative for the Scotland Yard stated, "I can confirm that a 24-year-old woman has been arrested by appointment at a central London police station and is currently in custody."
We thought that the are they or aren't they belly bumps, baby adoption and being a single mom were the new black this year but it looks like Amy wants to bring time in the slammer back as the big trend for '08.
All joking aside, we feel for Amy. She's so very talented, but such a train wreck. Addiction is a powerful thing that continues it's hold over a girl that could have a very bright future if she could just get it together.
Heather 4-25-2008 @ 7:45PM
Did they ransack her behive? I'm sure she's smuggeling something in there....I'm just sure of it. This think you'd find in her "hive" include:
1. Another head. The head of her bodyless siamese twin...the one actually doing the singing when she gets the credit.
2. A portal to another universe.
3. A folded up parachute for a quick getaway when on a plane if they try to detain her for smuggling a baloon full of coke in her butt (when there was plenty of room for it in her "hive", but her butt was "more convenient".
4. It is reversible and whe turned inside-out she is actually a very overweight man.
5. Your lost dog.
6. Panties she stole but didn't actually wear
7. A family of rats.
8. The top of her head which has a massive hole in it.
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kylehepp 4-25-2008 @ 7:52PM
haha, Heather, all of them cracked me up but I think I'm gonna go with #4 or #6 as my best guess...
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pelin 4-26-2008 @ 3:53PM
AMY DRUG WHORE SHOULD BE JAILED END OFF MAYBE THEN SHE'D GET OF THE DRUGS FOR GOOD I DO NOT AGREE WAY THETHINGS SHE'S DONE I EVEN THINK SHE SHOULD BE STOPPED FROM SINGING THE NEW BOND THEME .
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